Does anyone remember laughter?
I don’t have a recollection of mostly anybody I’ve hung out with.
I don’t think I’ve aged gracefully.
I’ve been scared and I’ve liked not hanging on to stuff where I know that I’m in my comfort zone.
You can’t even imagine how it felt to have a cassette that you could take with you with a microphone so you could put down an idea and not have to hum it a million times to remember what it was.
People say that I’m a millionaire, but that’s not true – I only spend millions.
You feel quite distant by playing at huge stadiums year after year, where you only can see a great darkness in front of you
I don’t think these women are stupid. I think they’re selling a personality that’s very marketable: Wouldn’t it be fun if we were all gorgeous and didn’t have a care? But creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, “I’m stupid, isn’t it cute?” makes me want to throw daggers at them! I want to say to them, “My grandma did not fight for what she fought for, and my mother did not fight for what she fought for, so you can start telling women it’s fun to be stupid.” Saying that to young women, little girls, my daughter? It’s not OK.
If there’s anything that I can do with my time and my day to somehow make a difference, while I’m alive, imma try to do it. Period.
I wanted to be a secretary, I love paper clips and staplers
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
[about the showbiz lifestyle] It’s all too much trouble for me. It’s probably because I’m fat and lazy and old.
I don’t care how small the game. I want to win.
Here’s a question for you women out there: Can every man you fancy fit into your life with its professional and private commitments? Or is he going to upset the apple cart and destroy the balance of things? Sound selfish? Maybe. But it’s a reality. Is this romantic liaison going to prove to be a positive or destructive influence in your life? And most important of all, is he absolutely worth it?
Confidence is key. Sometimes, you need to look like you’re confident even when you’re not.
I’m just a big, hard tool.
[on Brad Pitt] I don’t know… I guess…. he’s a nice person and a GOOD kisser!
If you really want something, you’ve gotta just do it and not wait for other people to hand it to you.
Diamonds never leave you… men do!
[whether he thought he was a sexy man-beast] I wouldn’t be able to say. I don’t think I’m much of one. It’s funny, it is the secret to any guy – if people find him unattractive or whatever you just get Stephenie Meyer to tell the world, to put on her Web site that this guy is now attractive and everybody changes their minds.
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good.
If you’re wondering why I was only nominated for three of the categories tonight, it’s because I don’t swallow.
