Rob Kardashian

I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

If I could be anyone, I’d choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

I’m obsessed with neon sneakers.

I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don’t ever save my contacts.

I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way – especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them.

I want to experience Dallas. It’s a new city where I see new business opportunities.

You want us as muses because you fear us as artists.

No other formula gives your baby a better start at life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

Sometimes people expect that I’m going to be tough. It’s not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.

When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. You don’t just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at SNL is writing to go after someone.

You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don’t think Botox is for me. I think it is bad. People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles – a shiny, shiny face.

This is so nice, it must be illegal.

As you get older, your fingers sometimes swell. But I’ve missed 18 days in 65 years. Sometimes guys will just take off; I’ve never done that. If I’m booked to play, I go and play.

Twas the nizzle before chrismizzle and all through the hizzle.

History’s gonna be harder to make than I thought.

I can’t believe Tina Turner actually was on the same stage. I can’t believe I set foot on the same stage, and it’s going to be an album, people are going to buy it, and it’s going to be a video.

I couldn’t stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch – understand?

[on Ryan Phillippe] I’m lucky to find a person to share my life, and the best friend I’ll ever have.

Very rarely artists come in on their own terms and get to do everything – whatever they want…it doesn’t really matter about talent in the beginning. Talent is what keeps you here, getting in the door is just about how you start in the music business.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

I don’t think I’m very much like anyone else, really. I’m sure there are aspects of other actors that I share, but I don’t see anybody else and go, “Damn, they stole my thing”. I’m me, and I like that there are people who have an appreciation for that.