Rob Kardashian

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.

I’m obsessed with neon sneakers.

If I could be anyone, I’d choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don’t ever save my contacts.

I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way – especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I’m John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I’m my worst critic and I always want to give people something better than I gave them before.

I love artists who take risks-I think they inspire everybody else about horrible situations that no one wants to discuss.

Because sex is like boxing, if one of the parties didn’t agree to participate, the other one is committing a crime.

I have to work with IKEA… Yo, IKEA, let Kanye create! I want a bed that he makes! I want a chair that he makes! I want more products from Ye!

Make Statements also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.

I can be sent a pop song, a reggae song, a rap song or an RandB song, and people know that Nicki Minaj is gonna deliver something special every time

Know what? Bitches get shit done.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

Ignorance is bliss? That’s bull, far as I’m concerned. Because I was making a half a cent a side – one penny for a record. It’s like building buses, for example. If you built this bus for me and I didn’t know anything about it, you could charge me whatever I’d pay for it. Now, which one of us is crazy? Me. And that’s the way they did me on the records. But I don’t fault them for it, because if you don’t know, you don’t know. It took me to learn.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I’m going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

There’s no substitute to being successful on an actual chart.

Starting a new studio was a thrilling challenge, but it was more stressful than fun. I never took a salary, a bonus or expenses. I learned never to do anything you’re not passionate about.

It’s also that comedians don’t have the kind of narcissism that actors have. They’re writers who perform their own material. It’s more interesting. And they’re sexy because they risk more. Stand-up comedians risk more than anyone.

I was wearing my best gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians. So yea, I was pretty cool.