Richard Friedman

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing for another is common to all men, and to be found in no other race of animals.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

I rob banks because that’s where the money is.

Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.