Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
[To Robertson] I think you should move to California. Malibu is paradise. You can always change your mind. Why don’t you just let me put this together? I’ll get you a house in the Malibu Colony.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
Trouble with the world today is people don’t go to children enough. I don’t like old people. I stay away from them.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.