Mark Twain

All you need to be a success is ignorance and self confidence.

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I’ve done it a thousand times.

To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life;

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.

Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

Every being is in search of truth, but small fears go on preventing you.

When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them.

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.

If a man knew anything, he would sit in a corner and be modest; but he is such an ignorant peacock, that he goes bustling up and down, and hits on extraordinary discoveries.

“I will breathe. I will think of solutions. I will not let my worry control me. I will not let my stress level break me. I will simply breathe and it will be okay because I don’t quit.”- Shayne Mcclendon

Gazing to the south, from the eastern peak, the moon appears through the raindrops.

The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.

Our strength grows out of our weakness.

An idea must not be condemned for being a little shy and incoherent; all new ideas are shy when introduced first among our old ones. We should have patience and see whether the incoherency is likely to wear off or to wear on, in which latter case the sooner we get rid of them the better.

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.

When the romance is gone, if it’s always you left searching for it, maybe it’s time to stop looking, and start searching for someone new, and start a new romantic journey.

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

Disappointment, when it involves neither shame nor loss, is as good as success; for it supplies as many images to the mind, and as many topics to the tongue.