If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
More quotes by Mark Twain
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think – yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
More quotes about Life
You be the clouds above, I’ll be the grass below, and everything in between will be where our love will grow.
When I was a little girl, I so wanted to be sociable, but I was scared that I wasn’t going to be able to speak a sentence because I had such a bad stammer.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
But I do know there are not enough syllables to spell out how much I love you. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love You are my every moment, my every hour, my every day, my every season, and I know this isn’t poetry and it’s certainly not a haiku, it’s just all the things I needed to say to you.