Malcolm Forbes

Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one lies forever in debt to those who are kind.

There is only one amount of money – just not enough!

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed!

I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.

His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

It’s the same old story, all you think about is money.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

[On Roberts saying ‘I don’t know if I want to give up my whole management company and take it apart.’] Don’t be stupid. I’ll make you more money than you’ve made alone.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.