J. Paul Getty

Rise early, work hard, strike oil.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Carpe per diem – seize the check.

I say, not in a braggadocios way, I’ve made billions and billions of dollars dealing with people all around the world.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions – he had money, too.

Money often costs too much.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

A man who pays his bills on time is soon forgotten

Never spend your money before you have it.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

There is only one amount of money – just not enough!

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.