Errol Flynn

If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.

No man’s credit is as good as his money.

I’m bout this shmoney!

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Money gives me the creeps and mildly embarrasses me. I get paid too much anyway.

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.