Donald Trump

It’s a blip, not a catastrophe.

Kim Jong Un just stated that the Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

Eventually we’re going to get something done and it’s going to be really, really good.

Be open to new information and ideas.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

I’m just a broken person looking for other broken people who may have gotten shards of me stuck in their feet and aren’t too concerned about pulling them out.

I’m really happy to be me, and I’d like to think people like me more because I’m happy with myself and not because I refuse to conform to anything.

I want to be proactive and focus on maintaining my health and happiness and have decide that the best way forward is to take some time off.

Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

Part of me suspects that I’m a loser, and the other part of me thinks I’m God Almighty.

I wrote these words for everyone who struggles in their youth, who won’t accept deception instead of what is truth.

Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart […] I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

Madame, you must be gay; only thus can life be endured. I speak from experience for I have had to endure much, and have only been able to endure it because I have always laughed whenever I had the chance.

Most women would not be happy being me. People say, ‘But you’re alone.’ But I don’t feel alone. I feel very un-alone.

I’m really an old-fashioned girl, and I think I’m totally sexy.

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.

Baby, that’s just me.

Anna spoke not only naturally and intelligently, but intelligently and casually, without attaching any value to her own thoughts, yet giving great value to the thoughts of the one she was talking to.

I do an hour’s yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot – and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!