Douglas MacArthur

You don’t win wars by dying for your country you win wars by making the other son of a b*tch die for his.

I realize that advice is worth what it costs – that is, nothing.

Give me ten thousand Filipino soldiers and I will conquer the world.

Once war is forced upon us, there is no alternative than to apply every available means to bring it to a swift end. War’s very object is victory-not prolonged indecision.

I Shall Return!

I had learned one of the bitter lessons of life: never try to regain the past, the fire will have become ashes.

I feel beautiful without makeup on, but when I do put makeup on, it just gives me this extra pop.

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery

When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.

I have insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

Women, take the pressure off when dating. He has to impress you – not the other way around. You are the prize.

I’m really an old-fashioned girl, and I think I’m totally sexy.

I have never been insecure, ever, about how I look, about what I want to do with myself. My mum told me to only ever do things for myself, not for others.

If you are able to look yourself in the mirror every day with the decisions that you make, that’s where power starts.

I always want to think of myself as an underdog.

What makes you different or weird. That’s your strength.

I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.

Didn’t want y’all to call me fat, so I got liposuction. And they gave me opioids.

Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart […] I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

If one cannot get along without a mirror, even in shaving oneself, how can one reconstruct oneself or one’s life, without seeing oneself in the mirror of literature?