George Bernard Shaw

You’ll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.

Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny: they have only shifted it to another shoulder.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.

Huge ego is very often matched by huge insecurity.

Madame, you must be gay; only thus can life be endured. I speak from experience for I have had to endure much, and have only been able to endure it because I have always laughed whenever I had the chance.

Because of the self-confidence with which he had spoken, no one could tell whether what he said was very clever or very stupid.

Being able to take care of myself is something that my mom really instilled in me.

I want to be age appropriate. I don’t want to be that girl you see walking away and she looks 25 and then she turns around and she looks 90.

Age wrinkles the body; quitting wrinkles the soul.

You’re not worth the time that this is taking.

Maybe if I don’t cry, I won’t feel anymore.

I intend to be me. Whatever that is.

Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart […] I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!

I feel beautiful without makeup on, but when I do put makeup on, it just gives me this extra pop.

As everybody knows, but the haters and losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a wig.My hair may not be perfect but it’s mine.

I’m a lightweight, easy to fall easy to break.

You are allowed to feel messed up and inside out. It doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.

I am always with myself, and it is I who am my tormentor.