Garrison Keillor

To be your own person, you need good friends. Friends are the treasure of your life.

I had plastic surgery because I was trying to look good for y’all.

I think I remind everyone of themselves. Not saying everyone is my size, but it’s relatable because I’m not perfect, and I think a lot of people are portrayed as perfect, unreachable and untouchable.

I’m really an old-fashioned girl, and I think I’m totally sexy.

You are allowed to feel messed up and inside out. It doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery

I didn’t have high self-esteem when I was a teenager, as I think most teenagers don’t.

There’s no person in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are.

It’s important so you stay in touch with yourself. If you lose touch with yourself, no one’s going to want to talk to you or listen to anything you’re f**king doing. They’ll just point at you and laugh. At you, not with you.

Because of the self-confidence with which he had spoken, no one could tell whether what he said was very clever or very stupid.

Let’s love ourselves then we can’t fail to make a better situation tomorrow. Our seeds will grow, all we need is dedication.

If you are insecure, guess what? The rest of the world is, too. Do not overestimate the competition and underestimate yourself. You are better than you think.

Please stop debating about whether or not I aged well. Unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings…

I’m fragile just washed upon the shore.

People don’t care about what someone says about you in a movie – or even what you say, right? They care about what you build. And if you can make something that makes people’s life better, then that’s something that’s really good.

Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.