Cher

We slept together and, believe me, I know the best and worst of David Geffen.

[on filming Red Eye] I loved the action sequences, running though an airport in heels and all that stuff. That was really fun.

Confidence is key. Sometimes, you need to look like you’re confident even when you’re not.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I’m John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I’m not one for parties and stuff like that. I get a bit nervous around lots of people. Being invisible is what I really enjoy. That I find quite entertaining.

I love funky styles. Not preppy or rock, just funky!

I’m a chocolate addict!

Very rarely artists come in on their own terms and get to do everything – whatever they want…it doesn’t really matter about talent in the beginning. Talent is what keeps you here, getting in the door is just about how you start in the music business.

Any time that people think enough of you to put up something that’s everlasting is only going to make you feel good.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Here’s a question for you women out there: Can every man you fancy fit into your life with its professional and private commitments? Or is he going to upset the apple cart and destroy the balance of things? Sound selfish? Maybe. But it’s a reality. Is this romantic liaison going to prove to be a positive or destructive influence in your life? And most important of all, is he absolutely worth it?

I don’t normally do shoots in bikinis – I’m just not that kind of girl. But for ‘Maxim’ I was like, ‘Bring it on!’ I wanted to wear the higher heels and the skimpier bathing suit. I figured I’d go for it!

I’m keeping the pixie. I hope I inspire people… it’s really cool to have short hair.

That was me under the bath and the water being held down. The director wanted it to look as real as possible so he told Keanu, in front of me, don’t go easy on her. So it was scary.

I think everyone’s intentions are to become a performer at first. But by the time I was in high school and college, I discovered that I liked writing and that I was probably a little better at it.