Carrie Fisher

When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.

Women, take the pressure off when dating. He has to impress you – not the other way around. You are the prize.

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault!

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery

I’m really happy to be me, and I’d like to think people like me more because I’m happy with myself and not because I refuse to conform to anything.

I do an hour’s yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot – and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!

Madame, you must be gay; only thus can life be endured. I speak from experience for I have had to endure much, and have only been able to endure it because I have always laughed whenever I had the chance.

The mirror can lie, doesn’t show you what’s inside.

Anna spoke not only naturally and intelligently, but intelligently and casually, without attaching any value to her own thoughts, yet giving great value to the thoughts of the one she was talking to.

No matter who you are, no matter where you come from, you are beautiful.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

You are allowed to feel messed up and inside out. It doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.

It doesn’t have to take over your life, it doesn’t have to define you as a person, it’s just important that you ask for help. It’s not a sign of weakness.

The way I define beauty is individuality and wisdom, which I think creates a certain inner confidence. And not confidence in a way that’s only on the surface, but a deep-down knowing of yourself or settling into who you are.

I intend to be me. Whatever that is.