Bo Diddley

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I’m about to get.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

I’m rich beyond my wildest dreams.

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

It is easier to ask for money when you don’t need the money.

Money is the best deodorant.

It’s like when you see all the slave movies. Why you gotta keep reminding us about slavery? Why don’t you show us – put Michael Jordan on a $20 bill.

The faster I make a lot of money, the faster I can have these kids I want.

Too much money ain’t enough money.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.