Billy Graham

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

Making money ain’t nothing exciting to me. You might be able to buy a little better booze than the wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat and when you die you’re just as graveyard dead as he is.

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for money’s sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, it’s just about a number. It’s never been anything I understood.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.