I think London’s sexy because it’s so full of eccentrics.
Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
I aspire to be Jack Nicholson. I love every single mannerism. I used to try and be him in virtually everything I did, I don’t know why. I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when I was about 13, and I dressed like him. I tried to do his accent. I did everything like him. I think it’s kind of stuck with me.
There’s no damn business like show business – you have to smile to keep from throwing up.
I couldn’t stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch – understand?
Hate a liar more than I hate thief. A thief is only after my salary a liar is after my reality.
I would say my number one tip is to know that it’s okay to be in love with yourself. That’s not a bad thing. People might think it’s cocky, or arrogant, or selfish – no, that’s not what that means. Being in love with yourself is okay.
I usually don’t listen back to the shows but I finally did. Now I know the one thing that’s gonna make it even better than it already is!
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
The mall is my life.
I love Sell Out, I think it’s great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece of work. The cover. Everything about it. It’s got humor, great songs, irony.
Amy Poehler made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives or girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not f**king care if you like it.
There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a socialist.
Trump’s presidency is like one of his handshakes: it pulls you in whether you like it or not.
I think it’s important to be flexible and free, and you can’t be free and spontaneous if you don’t know what you’re doing.
I’ve got to the point now where I can poke some fun at my old image and really enjoy letting go when a juicy role comes along.
I think an extreme thing; I adjust it, I adjust it, I adjust it. That’s the way I get to it, but I have to push to, you know, the furthest concept possible.
You don’t waste your entire life waiting to go back to dust.
If you pretend to be a role, one day that role is going to break. You’re going to want to be yourself, and people are going to be really disappointed finding out you’re not who you’ve been living your life to be. Just keep it real and be yourself – that’s what people gravitate toward.
I’m just a regular girl. Some days I’m super strong; some days I’m super insecure. I just speak my truth and if people like it, they like it, and if they bash it, they bash it.
So I’ve realized that this outfit is part of Richard Petty now. And the real Richard Petty is still hidden behind these glasses.
