Nick Arnette

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Don’t depend on anyone but yourself for providing financial security.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction!

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.

A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.

There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

The want of money is the root of all evil.

Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Getting money is not all a man’s business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.