Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
For them that think death’s honesty won’t fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.
I think a poet is anybody who wouldn’t call himself a poet.
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged.
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Money is the best deodorant.
The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Whoever thinks that money can’t buy happiness . . . just doesn’t know where to shop!
The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.
finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
We’re not motivated to make more money. We all have too much already. We want to do good work.
I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single!
Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.