Rebel Wilson

I was planning to go into law or politics. I was well known for my public speaking. I went to an all-girl boarding school with uniforms. It was very posh for someone like me who came from a world where my parents showed beagles and sold dog products out of a yellow caravan.

I am looking for a man I couldn’t beat in a cage fight.

I’ve only met Brad Pitt once before. Well, I didn’t really meet him. I kind of just stood behind him and smelled his hair. It smelled really good.

I’m from the ghetto side of Sydney. We don’t really do drive-bys, we just do drive-thrus.

If you’re wondering why I was only nominated for three of the categories tonight, it’s because I don’t swallow.

Welcome to the MTV Movie Awards I am a bit surprised they asked me to host… and so was MTV. They thought I was Adele.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

That is not a functional use of language. That is a drunk driver crashing a pickup truck full of alphabet soup.

When it comes down to the music, it’s just you and the microphone. It’s not you and the record execs.

Oh but I’m serious this time. Take your American history books, burn them in the streets, they’re worthless after Tuesday. Why? The senate is up for grabs. I repeat – the f**king senate is up for grabs!

If you’re wondering why I was only nominated for three of the categories tonight, it’s because I don’t swallow.

The stuff I find attractive in women I always regret finding attractive. I always like a kind of madness in a woman… I like it when they hate me right from the beginning.

I’m the type to swallow my blood ‘fore I swallow my pride.

Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.

Whenever you’re scared of something, don’t let that define you. We all feel it, but step up.

[on El Chapo interview] I have a terrible regret.

I’m just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I’d be seeing Elvis soon.

I don’t know, I like to go on really different types of dates. Going someplace new or some new part of the city, something that’s not your average thing. Something where you just go have an adventure together.

I think the yule ball is more attractive to the girls who read it, I never really thought “Oh I get to go to the ball!

I could live without my phone. And one thing I’d love to do is experience having the freedom that kids had back in the ’80s.

He was going to make it. He had a passion for driving a car … Adam was never interested in anything else.