Kim Kardashian

You can do it all. Don’t ever let anyone limit you. As long as you are authentic to you, do you.

There are always going to be ridiculous rumors.

My grandma is probably the only person on this planet that I still remember their home number by heart

Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.

It doesn’t matter if you have a valentine or not – just love yourself and be your own.

I’d be foolish not to take some of these opportunities that are coming my way.

If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone’s eye out, I would laugh. And then I’d say, ‘I’m sorry, I really do feel bad,’ but then I’m on the floor rolling.

You wouldn’t pour soda on plants.

If you keep running, you’ll get something.

I try to keep a low profile in general. Not with my art, but just as a person.

I’m a weirdo. I don’t leave the house unless I have to.

When it comes down to it, I just like taking my pants down.

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

I don’t have a sound bite for everything.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says ‘I don’t give a royal s**t.’

[on being labeled the next big thing] I don’t take it seriously. Because I’m the one living my life. I mean, I’ve got this tiny part in this big Brad Pitt movie, and everyone here thinks I’m playing Sally to Brad Pitt’s Harry. I’m not, and I’m constantly having to say that.

I’m a big fan of ‘The Office’, both the British and the American versions.

You’d be surprised how much fun you start to have once ya stop giving A f**k.

There aren’t any hard women, only soft men.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.