Kim Kardashian

Kourtney has a new therapist and a new bf and I don’t really know which one is this problem

It doesn’t matter if you have a valentine or not – just love yourself and be your own.

I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

When I told you I wasn’t in love, I lied.

Dont ever get it twisted, me, Kourtney and Khloe are GOOD! ALWAYS!!!! Never question that!

Peach smells sooooo good and perfect for summer. Vibes is sultry and fresh!

There’s so many parts of your life, you know? People say that you don’t get any better after the age of about forty or something like that, as a performer. I find all that to be a misconception. I don’t feel bad about the way I present stuff. The calendar and the mirror – they’re bastards.

I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers-but then, nobody is perfect.

I’m just a big, hard tool.

Well I always wanted to be Dolly Parton when I was a little girl. I was obsessed with her.

Take it easy, be a sport. Just remeber life is short.

I guess you have to be really open to your acting partners and believe in the story.

But contrary to what some people seem to think, I was never a bully. I was just a hard man.

To me, there’s two types of songs, good and bad. And I just like to stick with the good ones.

[To a psychedelic rock sextet call Strawberry Alarm Clock] We’re going to get you six Ed Sullivan shows and we’re going to get you on Janis Joplin’s next tour. [After the meeting on being told by Schiffman ‘David, what are you doing? Six Ed Sullivan shows? Are you kidding? Janis Joplin wouldn’t piss on these people! We are not going to give them any Janis Joplin dates’] If they have another hit, we’ll get them one Ed Sullivan show, and we’ll get them a couple of dates on somebody else’s tour. I don’t care. And if they don’t have another hit, well, f*ck ’em.

I didn’t miss out on a family life because of racing. I had one because of it.

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don’t know why!

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

I’ve known Daniel since I was 22. We did a play together in London many years ago.

I’m keeping the pixie. I hope I inspire people… it’s really cool to have short hair.

If you pretend to be a role, one day that role is going to break. You’re going to want to be yourself, and people are going to be really disappointed finding out you’re not who you’ve been living your life to be. Just keep it real and be yourself – that’s what people gravitate toward.