Jackie Mason

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.

Look in my eyes right now – you see no sunken place.

You are remembered for the rules you break.

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there.

Before success comes in any man’s life, he is sure to meet with much temporary defeat, and perhaps some failures. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and most logical thing to do is to quit. That is what the majority of men do. That is why the majority is just ordinary.

In God we trust; all others bring data.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Think of yourself as on the threshold of unparalleled success. A whole, clear, glorious life lies before you. Achieve! Achieve!

You can’t live principals you can’t understand.

You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself.

I always did something I was a little not ready to do. I think that is how we grow.

Never blame anyone in your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience. Worst people give you a lesson. And the best people give you memories.

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

Failure is a bruise, not a tattoo.

You are what you think about all day long.