Husbands and wives, first be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.
Marriage is the best state for man in general, and every man is a worst man in proportion to the level he is unfit for marriage.
There’s no doubt I’m a better man having spent time with Michelle. I would never say that Michelle’s a better woman, but I will say she’s a little more patient.
Call no man unhappy until he is married.
Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I’m convinced it makes all the difference in the world.
[on Michelle] A dedicated mom, a good friend, and someone who’s not afraid to poke a little fun at herself from time to time
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can.
In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.
My last divorce was in ’68. What made it come to a head was a promise. See, I had promised her that the next year I wouldn’t work as much. But then I got in trouble with the IRS, and I had to continue working just as much to pay the government. So she said I lied, which is something I never did.
It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.
He didn’t dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. You may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of English married life.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.
By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
They that Marry for Money cannot have the true Satisfaction of Marriage; the requisite Means being wanting.
It was a very meaningful ceremony and marriage means a lot to me.
It has to be a true partnership, and you have to really really like and respect the person you’re married to because it is a hard road.
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.