Joseph Addison.

Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

The only way you will ever permanently take control of your financial life is to dig deep and fix the root problem.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them.

What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.

If money be not they servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.

A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels.

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles’ heel. But if you don’t need money and you don’t need fame, then you’re free.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I’d be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.

Steve Jobs didn’t give a shit about money, and I do give a shit about money. I wanted to have a lot of money. I thought it would change my life, which it did, but not in the ways I expected.