Joe Louis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love!

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool’.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

Philanthropic efforts are among the best rewards you can have for a life well lived.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.