A tiny leak can sink a ship.
The more predictable the business, the more valuable it is.
If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’
The more you learn the more you realize how much you don’t know.
Rules are meant to be broken.
You don’t reward failure by promoting those responsible for it, because all you get is more failure.
To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking.
I don’t know how to drive.
With all the wealth of the world at hand, there are human beings who hunger, whole nations who suffer cold. The judgment for this condition, for misusing Nature’s gifts, is the judgment upon man’s failure, man’s unsteadiness. Leadership is the thing.
Success means different things in different parts of my life, but overall if I have to define ultimately what success means – the bottom line – then for me it’s if the family is healthy and happy.
We want to reproduce all those instruments which were prepared and used in America once upon a time.
The Smiths dream into my ear on this lost and lonely morning. I sing along like it is the only prayer I know (forgive me, Mother Mary).
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Pardon me if I haunt you tonight.
When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.
You only live but once, and when your died your done, so let the good times roll.
You, and only you, choose how you feel.
The little I know I owe to my ignorance.
Positive anything is better than negative thinking.
This is no dress rehearsal.
I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.