Robert Pattinson

I’m always shocked by the people who I’m attracted to. It’s always completely random. I generally like people who are a bit crazy but yeah, that’s pretty much my only prerequisite.

If I go and try to watch a movie by myself I’ll be completely transfixed the whole time, concentrating one hundred percent. But if I’m with another person on a date or something, within two minutes I’ll be like ‘This is rubbish, this is rubbish. We should leave and do something else.’ I don’t really know why.

I’m really afraid of getting hit by cars, like terrified of it. I’m terrified of crossing streets. I’m also very accident-prone…I think people aim for me.

I am now determined to do really weird parts but I think I overdo it in auditions so nobody really trusts me!

I’m just a big, hard tool.

The girly movie I secretly love is Pippy Longstockings.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

I don’t believe your soul mate has to share your politics.

I don’t think it makes me a role model. I think it makes me inspiring. Cause I’m from the bottom I think they look at me and go ‘well, if he made it, I can make it’

Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid.

We don’t want to be influenced, just informed.

Before you talk to people in music or entertainment or video games, or even gun control, you need to talk to psychiatrists.

The crowds treat me like my last name. When I go onstage people usually stand up, I never ask them to, but they do. They stand up and they don’t know how much I appreciate it.

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

My love for the band is still there. It hasn’t changed, maybe that’s why it’s so painful these days.

[on Ryan Phillippe] I’m lucky to find a person to share my life, and the best friend I’ll ever have.

I see two or three cars that are really good, but they’re not dominant. There’s usually somebody who’s got one that’s a little bit better than everybody.

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.

[on turning down a role in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’] I didn’t really fancy sitting in a hotel room in Los Angeles for nine weeks for two minutes on screen, to be honest. I don’t really want to be an actor. I want to write and direct. I’ve been offered about ten British films. Obviously all shit. I was offered one with Johnny Depp, but again, it was a small character part, and I thought, ‘What’s the point?’ No one’s ever watched someone in seven films for one minute and said, ‘Yeah, give him his own film’…it doesn’t happen.”

Kourtney has a new therapist and a new bf and I don’t really know which one is this problem

I was not popular in high school, I know every actress says that, but really, I was a big geek.