Ron Kittle

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I’m old . . . I know it is.

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

A bank book makes good reading – better than some novels.

finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer