Richard Petty

He was going to make it. He had a passion for driving a car … Adam was never interested in anything else.

You haven’t been around here long, have you.

All the boys did real good for their first time out. You couldn’t ask for any better. We’ve got a few bugs to work out, but that’s what this was for. We’re going to keep practicing and get better.

I’d rather be called King than other things I’ve been called.

I closed my eyes, held my breath and then everything went black.

Kyle saw the things he didn’t accomplish but he could help Adam accomplish.

I love “The Office”. I think it’s the funniest thing – Ricky Gervais is possibly the funniest person I’ve seen in my entire life.

I’m not worried about legacy. I don’t even know what that actually means. I don’t think anyone knows. I hope at some point in my career when my name is mentioned, someone will say “Oh yeah he has a good song!” I’d be happy with that.

Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin’ to be so quiet?

Even when I was at ‘SNL,’ I didn’t do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them – I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show – but I didn’t have any experience.

I love the ’80s. I’m obsessed with it. I love the hair and the people.

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it’s a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

[On drum machines] Fantastic to write with. They have their place, they’re terribly useful to the musician, but they’re just another tool. They never will replace a good drummer. A lot of the bands that use them, I call them typewriter bands because basically they program the sample sounds with no real dynamics, and that dynamics is very important. And the records come out sounding very flat and very 2-dimensional whereas something with real dynamics and a good drummer can add another dimension – depth – to the band and that’s why bands that play together when they’re actually making the record will always sound better.

Two Sundays don’t make a season. But if we keep it together, we are going to win a whole bunch of races this year.

There’s nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that’s a fact.

I decided I am not going to say things I do not mean anymore.

I moved out at 18. I always studied classes and trained a lot, you know. I think nowadays is such a different time because there’s so many channels promoting the celebrity aspect of things.

Wow, that is hard to watch. Hi, this is Ted Cruz, just calling to remind you to vote for a man who insulted my wife and said my dad helped kill JFK. Anyway, life has no meaning. Thank you. I want to die.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying that you’re making too much money.

I feel like I needed a balance. I don’t want to forget about my personal life and spending time with myself.

At this point, we aren’t just flirting with disaster; we’re rounding third base and asking if disaster has any condoms.