I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
More quotes by Mark Twain
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious – except he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force.
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
More quotes about Life
Those who are quite satisfied sit still and do nothing; those who are not quite satisfied are the sole benefactors of the world.
When you do something that you really think is stupid, bad decision, irresponsibleand it just happens and you suffer it then that’s penalty. But if you learn from it it becomes tuition.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I am, I write on the susceptible skins of living beings.
When you embark for strange places dont leave any of yourself safely at the shore Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.