Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
More quotes by Mark Twain
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.
Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.
More quotes about Life
A lot of people always question, ‘What else can she do, what else can she do?’ And I’m going to show you
One of the greatest discoveries a person makes, one of their great surprises, is to find they can do what they were afraid they couldnt do.
No American ought to be compelled to strike for his rights. He ought to receive them naturally, easily, as a matter of course.