The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Money frees you from things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes in handy.
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Three most deleterious things of modern life in their present order of importance are: tobacco, alcohol and intemperate eating. Both alcohol and tobacco are taboo in plants.
And of all the things I look forward to in life, falling in love with you is at the top of the list.
Faith, n.: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
One of the hardest things for a parent to have to do is to tell your children that your other parent has died.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.