George Bernard Shaw

If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentlemen, he may pronounce as he pleases.

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.

Great art is never produced for its own sake. It is too difficult to be worth the effort.

A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

Children have helped me a lot.

Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.

Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.

This ain’t my first rodeo son!

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Don’t wait until you’re in a crisis to come up with a crisis plan.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

The less you know, the more you believe.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

It isn’t true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all of those things, you still are both Americans. Neither one of you is necessarily more patriotic than the other. Neither loves their country any more than the other one does.

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.

We now know that anything which is economically right is also morally right. There can be no conflict between good economics and good morals.

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.