That dog don’t hunt.
It’s great if the in-laws themselves put up boundaries. But if they won’t; it’s up to their grown kids to do it and enforce them.
Now, my body fat runs around 18 percent, which is normal and, you know, kind of in the middle of normal, actually.
Take the high road, there’s a lot less traffic up there.
If I was on the air and was just kind of a plain-vanilla personality that took the safe road and the safe way trying to please all of the people all of the time, I’d been gone in two weeks.
Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears.
You either get it or you don’t. Become one of those who get it.
As we advance in life we learn the limits of our abilities.
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.
There is no truth. There is only perception.
You don’t need a rope to pinch a stranger’s butt.
Any company large enough to have a research lab is too large to listen to it.
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.
One of the hardest things for a parent to have to do is to tell your children that your other parent has died.
If you go into a union, they have got you, but what have you got?
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Shoot for the moon. If you miss you’ll still end up in the stars.
Those unproductive hands may consume so great a share that all the frugality and good conduct of individuals may not be able to compensate this violent and forced encroachment.
We ought to know more about the families who founded this nation, and how they lived. One way to do this is to reconstruct as nearly as possible the conditions under which they lived.
Art hath an enemy called Ignorance.
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
