That dog don’t hunt.
You generate the results in your life that you believe you deserve.
Nothing’s funnier to me than laughing at myself.
I have some wonderful friends from the Mideast that are as red, white and blue as anybody you know, that have been harassed, and I think it’s a terrible, terrible thing.
I don’t care how pumped up or psyched you are to start a new diet or a new program – that emotion will fade.
If you’re trying to get out of debt, you have to be willing to treat everything as expendable.
Be your authentic self. Your authentic self is who you are when you have no fear of judgment, or before the world starts pushing you around and telling you who you’re supposed to be. Your fictional self is who you are when you have a social mask on to please everyone else. Give yourself permission to be your authentic self.
I’ve sworn never to read any reviews ever again except those that are pointed out to me as nice ones. I would say that most of us who are considered in the artist realm just take it so terribly, and, you know, it can kill ya!
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
I think everyone has their own set of problems, and sometimes I feel I’m in the middle of the biggest challenge of my life just trying to maintain normalcy in a kind of crazy lifestyle.
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
Coaching your wife is like trying to baptize a cat.
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
Reflect upon your present blessings — of which every man has many – not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.
Whatever your goal in life, the beginning is knowledge and experience- or, briefly work.
The industrial value of leisure as a promoter of the consumption of goods, and thus as a stimulant to business have been proved.
Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars.
The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?
