Dr. Seuss

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

The more you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Insight emerges out of silence.

If I was on the air and was just kind of a plain-vanilla personality that took the safe road and the safe way trying to please all of the people all of the time, I’d been gone in two weeks.

A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.

Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain’t that a big enough majority in any town?

As parents we’re not nearly as computer literate as our children are.

America is one of the few places in the world where a poorperson can still be obese.

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

We have finished the job, what shall we do with the tools?

This is no dress rehearsal.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

It is difference of opinion that makes horse races.