Homer Simpson

Ahhh – those Jazz guys are just makin’ that stuff up!

The best leaders are those most interested in surrounding themselves with assistants and associates smarter than they are. They are frank in admitting this and are willing to pay for such talents.

It is just good practice to do a situational scan and have situational awareness when you are out in the world.

What I greatly hope for these children everywhere, is a new attitude toward life–free from the gullibility which thinks we can get something for nothing; free from the greed which thinks any permanent good can come of overreaching others; and, above all, expectant of change, so that when life gives them a jolt they will be fully prepared to push on eagerly along new lines.

Always pack your uniform on top.

Everything in life I’ve worked hard for; what makes you think I’d do you different?

The men of always aren’t interested in the children of never.

Time wounds all heels.

You can never get enough of what you don’t really need.

Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Invention is the mother of necessity.

Don’t make me put your head in my blender!

I grew up in athletics, where people keep score.