Homer Simpson

Ahhh – those Jazz guys are just makin’ that stuff up!

Roaming through the jungle of ‘oohs’ and ‘ahs’, searching for a more agreeable noise, I live a life of primitivity with the mind of a child and an unquenchable thirst for sharps and flats.

Above all else, I would choose you. When there’s no more grand gestures, no more words to say, when everything around us begins to give way, when the sky grows dim and the colors fade, I will choose you.

For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me.

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior, so you have got to create a new history.

I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet gone ourselves.

You don’t need a rope to pinch a stranger’s butt.

I have dined with kings, I’ve been offered wings. And I’ve never been too impressed.

Water from the white fountain didn’t taste any better than from the black fountain.

Stand up and walk out of your history.

We are entering an era when we shall create resources which shall be so constantly renewed that the only loss will be not to use them. There will be such a plenteous supply of heat, light and power, that it will be a sin not to use all we want. This era is coming now. And it is coming by way of Water.

You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about! You’re crazy!

I think I am basically a happy person.

I am from the planet of elegance.

The world is more malleable than you think and it’s waiting for you to hammer it into shape.

This ain’t my first rodeo son!