Dr Phil McGraw

Opinions are like asses, every body’s got one!

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you’re dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That’s a normal marriage.

If we were all just alike, one of us wouldn’t be necessary.

If you need a miracle, be a miracle.

People say time heals all wounds. Let me tell you, time heals nothing. You can do the wrong thing for 10 years and it doesn’t equal the right thing for one day.

That dog don’t hunt.

Most fashionable commodity in US is going to be old-fashioned common sense and work.

You be the clouds above, I’ll be the grass below, and everything in between will be where our love will grow.

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.

Opportunities are usually disguised by hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.

Just because you like my stuff doesn’t mean I owe you anything.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.

I love the beach. I love the sea. All my life I live within – in front of the sea.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that’s nobody’s business but my own.

There is no reality, only perception.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Nothing’s funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

Living never wore one out so much as the effort not to live.

In wildness is the preservation of the world.