Donald Trump

And if it can’t be fun, what’s the point?

I think Comey was the ringleader of this whole den of thieves. It’s a den of thieves.

When people are in a focused state, the words I can’t,I’ll try,I’ll do it tomorrow,and maybeget forced out of their vocabularies.

A brand is two words: the ‘Promise’ you telegraph, and the ‘Experience’ you deliver.

You must work on improving your skills every day and never quit.

Sometimes understanding other people’s problems is the key to finding opportunities.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

I’m tryna stay way away from her. It comes from experience, Im at a point in my life where I feel like Ive done that. At some point you cant drown yourself in that, you have to grow. If I ran into a chick like Kat Stacks I would know what it was.

I didn’t think my career would last this long, and it’s still going.

I have two daughters, and we live here in Manhattan, and having gone through the Manhattan kindergarten application process, nothing will ever rival the stress of that.

Fame always brings loneliness. Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

Whenever I’m with you alone. You weave a magic spell and though it be a danger zone. I only know that you’re swell.

I guess you have to be really open to your acting partners and believe in the story.

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

You know what, I have faith in people. I think people want to see something new and different. They don’t want to see anything that they’ve seen before. They don’t want to have it worked out in the first 10 minutes how it will end. I think people are really smart and sophisticated.

We lived the life with Keith Moon. It was all Spinal Tap magnified a thousand times.

When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it’ll happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on stage or leaving the stage, then secondly in my sleep. And the third way? You’ll have to figure that out for yourself!

[on marriage] I’m a fan of marriage, but more for other people right now than for myself.

Once you get rid of the idea that you must please other people before you please yourself, and you begin to follow your own instincts – only then can you be successful. You become more satisfied, and when you are, other people will tend to be satisfied by what you do.

All I can say is that it’s amazing what you can accomplish when you’re young and foolish.