Donald Trump

The world moves along at such a fast clip that we have little patience when things are slow, whether it’s the line at a supermarket or Internet access. We’ve become intolerant of those things that cannot be accelerated or skipped entirely. I can’t speed up the foundation work for a building, nor can I expect to play piano like Glenn Gould just because I want to.

There was no collusion. Everybody knows there was no collusion.

40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan…And now it’s the tallest.

The more predictable the business, the more valuable it is.

As everybody knows, but the haters and losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a wig.My hair may not be perfect but it’s mine.

I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge.

It’s very easy for me to thank everyone for the incredible contribution they’ve made to my life.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private– though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.

Never put more in a relationship than you can afford to lose.

Breaking up is a natural evolution when you try to figure out what you want in life. If you’re with an individual who isn’t moving in the same direction and at the same rate that you are, it ain’t going to work.

“They stood there pretending to be just friends when all the while everyone in the room could plainly see that they were only existing for each other.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she’s shopping.

I never felt I was too protective. I felt I was functioning as a dam against the river of sh*t that comes pouring down on artists, and it was a job that I took very seriously.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

True friends stab you in the front.

I like a woman who takes care of herself – it says something about the way she’ll care for me.

I don’t know where to find a good guy. I just think that they’re around and I think you have to be good and at some point you’ll attract that. I really believe that. First, people should stop looking. The looking thing does not work. Just let love find you.

I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough.

Good friends are good for your health.