Bob Dylan

The radio makes hideous sounds.

I’m just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I’d be seeing Elvis soon.

For them that think death’s honesty won’t fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.

You know I don’t wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn’t make it. You know, like they might as well have asked some banana salesman from des moines, who was up in toronto on the big day, if he saw anyone around looking suspicious…

Play it f**kin’ loud!

Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.

I’ve always had problems with guys!

Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid.

I want to play tennis and fornicate.

But contrary to what some people seem to think, I was never a bully. I was just a hard man.

If I went out in killer heels and full makeup, blow dry, the whole thing – anyone dressed up like that could be intimidating to men and women, really. It’s so, look at me. Do you know what I mean? But I love women.

I wanted my voice to be a tenor sax, really.

If I didn’t do what I do, I wouldn’t be as young as I am.

I’m just chatty. But I do express my opinion.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

I don’t have any illusions anymore. The illusion that rock ‘n’ roll could change anything – I don’t believe that. I’ve changed. Who would have ever thought that I’d end up saying that I want to be an all-around entertainer? But that’s what I want to be.

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

Friends don’t lie.

I don’t drink, I don’t take drugs, I don’t smoke.

If there was no ladies, I wouldn’t wanna be on the planet. Ladies, friends, and music – without those three, I wouldn’t wanna be here.

I’ve had some pretty good experiences on everything, even if the film doesn’t always work.