Bertolt Brecht

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Eating is touch carried to the bitter end.

I am vegetarian. I became one at 20 when I was working in a pig farm. I got attached to the pigs and I couldn’t stand the thought that they would have to go off to be slaughtered.

Trump Steaks, where are the steaks? Do we have steaks? We have Trump Steaks.

The only meat I eat is from animals I’ve killed myself.

No eggs, no omelette. And it depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket, you have eggs class one, class two, class three. Some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.

A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits of butter of the most impeachable freshness and genuineness; the precious juices of the meat trickling out and joining the gravy, archipelagoed with mushrooms; a township or two of tender, yellowish fat gracing an out-lying district of this ample county of beefsteak; the long white bone which divides the sirloin from the tenderloin still in its place.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

I once made a (it was supposed to be a 30-minute) bean salad that took me like 6 hours

Preparing food is not just about yourself and others. It is about everything!

American food is too dry! I need myself some proper Chinese soup like right now.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.

Together, we can help make sure that every family that walks into a restaurant can make an easy, healthy choice.

I go to McDonald’s every day. But I don’t eat much.