Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
More quotes by Ambrose Bierce
Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Scriptures, n.: The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Faith, n.: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
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I think you’re running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, ‘Brace yourself honey, here I come!’
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Its a choice. You just have to decide that I’m not going to put my energy there. I’m going to decide to let this go. It’s your choice. You can embrace it, you can become a prisoner of bitterness and resentment anger and victim city, or you can just say ‘I’m going to live my life and be happy’.
My view is, first you get them to laugh, then you get them to listen. So I’m always game for a good joke, and I’m not so formal in this role. There’s very little that we can’t do that people wouldn’t appreciate.
Some days, your perfume falls from your skin and settles in the staircase. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stopped on the fourth step and felt all the ways I’ve fallen in love with you.