If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
It is better to fail at your own life than to succeed at someone else’s.
I don’t have any bad habbits. They might be bad habits for other people, but they’re all right for me.
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
If I’d known I’d live to be a 100 I’d have taken much better care of myself.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
A man is as old as his arteries.
There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.
Time wounds all heels.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Only once in my life was I on the edge of incivility.
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Art hath an enemy called Ignorance.
Those who marry for money end up EARNING it anyway.
They’re different kinds of challenges depending upon what phase of life I’m in.
A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding.
Thought is the original source of all wealth, all success, all material gain, all great discoveries and inventions, and all achievement.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
