Francis Chan

I don’t know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

This ain’t my first rodeo son!

I realize that advice is worth what it costs – that is, nothing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The wise are not people who never make mistakes, but those who forgive themselves and learn from their mistakes.

Time and space are modes by which we think and not conditions in which we live.

Yesterday’s just a memory, tomorrow is never what it’s supposed to be.

Life is a helluva lot more fun if you say yes rather than no.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

If you’re interested in ‘balancing’ work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.

Most fashionable commodity in US is going to be old-fashioned common sense and work.

The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I’ve been proven right.

We all have different reasons for forgetting to breathe.