If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!
Man, I have had so much plastic surgery, I don’t even recognize myself, sometimes. If I catch a glimpse in a window or something, I think it is someone else.
I think its important to keep an element of fear about yourself because it makes you appreciate the jobs.
I’m pleased with how ridiculous I am. I like me. Though I’m not a huge fan. I know when to switch me off.
Healthcare is like a pair of gym shorts. Even if it covers nearly all it is supposed to, you’re still left with some problematic gaps and terrible things can happen.
Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice but at least he tried hard!
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I don’t speak particularly well. That’s one of the consequences of being extremely ugly.
I had lots of breaks.
People say, Kanye he’s so crazy, he’s this, he’s that. People call you crazy so much you start to believe it yourself.
I’m one of those people who doesn’t follow trends. I set them.
I used to sleep nude – until the earthquake.
Amy Poehler made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives or girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not f**king care if you like it.
Every person has a signature. Just some people don’t know it yet.
If you’re an actor and you don’t get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities.
I don’t know if it was much of an interview. We just shot the breeze.
An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I’m going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
I don’t have a recollection of mostly anybody I’ve hung out with.
The Lion King always makes me cry, especially when Simba’s father gets trampled.
Even with my wife, I see her as a representation, as a Marie Antoinette of our time.
I’m just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I’d be seeing Elvis soon.
