I don’t actually own a car.
We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more.
I never talk about my wife: we’re both in public professions but we try to keep our private life private.
More idiots should just shut their mouths.
You gotta wear the right trousers if you’re gonna be a rock star.
You can never say you’re big – I don’t think you can ever take anything like that for granted.
If a few companies were less greedy, the people at the bottom woud have a lot more.
I aspire to be Jack Nicholson. I love every single mannerism. I used to try and be him in virtually everything I did, I don’t know why. I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when I was about 13, and I dressed like him. I tried to do his accent. I did everything like him. I think it’s kind of stuck with me.
We are excited to partner with TEAM, RADD and NHTSA on this campaign, designed to raise awareness of two major safety issues – impaired driving and seatbelt use. Richard Petty Driving Experience provides the perfect venue for the campaign’s messages and incentives, particularly for reaching young men, who make up the highest risk group for motor vehicle crashes. The collaboration of our staff, NASCAR driver hosts and fans with the celebrities and dignitaries that represent the campaign at Richard Petty Driving Experience is exciting to see.
This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. “You’re up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it’ll be between you and Barbara.” Don’t be fooled. You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
I don’t enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don’t have that kind of I love the bad guys’ thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.
A lot of people can’t stand touring but to me it’s like breathing. I do it because I’m driven to do it.
When it’s your chance to step up to the plate, just hit it out of the park, and everybody will forget about everything that came before.
[on Brad Pitt] I don’t know… I guess…. he’s a nice person and a GOOD kisser!
After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy was. I moved from Charlottesville to Chicago, because that’s where The Second City and Improv Olympics are. You have to go wherever you need to go to study what interests you.
You don’t waste your entire life waiting to go back to dust.
When I was a child, I had posters of James Dean in my room. I was a big admirer of his work and was fascinated by him living on the edge. Looking back, my life was kind of the same.
We need to stop talking about whether women are funny. And we need to acknowledge that black people are funnier than white people. Let’s discuss that.
I feel like it’s harder to get women to show up for movies.
I couldn`t stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch – understand?
There’s probably not a crew chief out there who hasn’t tried something that seemed like a good idea.
George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected to a three-person U.N. commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.