Zendaya

Personally, I would much rather live and die by my own hand. If my stuff sucks, then at least I made it suck. I didn’t allow some person, some old dude in a suit, to make it suck for me.

I’ve gotten to a point with fashion where I just don’t care. I wear and I do what I want because I like it, because I am confident in it, because it makes me feel good. That’s the only way you can do it.

For anyone who feels the need to hate, just know I’m looking at my phone like #GirlBye!

I have standards I don’t plan on lowering for anybody, including myself.

You cannot allow other people’s opinions, comments, or decisions affect how you feel about yourself.

Find something that makes you happy and go for it!

No, I’ve never thought that I was gay. And that’s not something you think. It’s something you know.

I’ve always been very positive and very resilient.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!

I was wearing my best gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians. So yea, I was pretty cool.

I feel like I needed a balance. I don’t want to forget about my personal life and spending time with myself.

I’ve signed breasts and bums. I’ve signed everything!

I sometimes do worry that actors are people’s role models, you know. And doctors and teachers and people doing really important things just get paid nothing. And they put us on the cover of magazines. They should be our heroes. I find it all a bit dubious.

Old men do it better. We’re not so sensitive in certain areas.

What good are fans? You can’t eat applause for breakfast. You can’t sleep with it.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show…called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it’s terrifying and thrilling. A really cool thing to do. It’s a dying art, in a way.

I was motivated by just thinking that if you had all this external success that everyone would love you and everything would be peaceful and wonderful.

I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It’s the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it’s all so true. It’s the closest thing to a counterculture.

We’re still trying to break records on the twentieth anniversary of Live Aid. I’ve just heard Bob Geldof has put Phil Collins on a jet to Philadelphia. There’s nothing going on there, we just don’t want him around this year. No I’m joking, of course we didn’t put him on a jet. We stuck him in a catapult. To be fair, he didn’t get very far. Although it worked in rehearsals when we used it on Chris De Burgh. I could do a whole routine about injuring Phil f**king Collins.